With characteristic sarcasm and spicy, Crisanto Vargas takes stock of what made 2010.
That the person of the year was the 'Mono Jojoy', you ask the baby Jesus played a couple of floats and the Christ Child this year is 'pike'. Colombia seen by a humorist.
What was the most important year?
That Santos had chosen to look after him Eggs prosperity, a task that logically it would behoove his wife, Dona Lina, because everybody knows that Uribe has a very large eggs.
The joke of the year.
The romance between Santos Chavez, Venezuelan President Piedad Córdoba just loves.
muddy the year's worst.
into believing that his party was green when we all knew, since he dropped his pants, that his party is totally black.
The character of the year.
Mono Jojoy No doubt!
The best joke of the year.
Santos says that the president does not know that Chucky.
The best team of the year.
The Nule sports.
The international character of the year.
Octopus Paul, who could read everything, and as rumored murder was ordered by the owners of the Ballot.
politician of the year.
Vice Angelino Garzón, not to leave their union spirit went on strike after two days of his inauguration.
And the politician of "injury" ...
The Supreme Court, electoral and extremely harmful to the arrival of Santos.
What awaits us in 2011 in Colombia?
According to the Mayans, the day before the end of the world!
How has the winter gone?
so bad that I was asking God Child pediéndole ended a car and a pair of floats (and not necessarily those of my wife, who is up on the ballot silicone).
Who does not receive a gift?
The Mayor of Medellin because it is an arsonist, July 19, burned more than $ 3000 million in less than 20 minutes, while people are dying of hunger and violence.
Who deserves a gift by Colombians?
I, who took 30 years of career and have not been given or an interview.
funniest politician of the year.
The former candidate Sergio Fajardo, who is climbing hips broken, when he realized that Mockus began to decline.
How is life without Uribe?
As a life free Viagra: it takes a heavy hand and big heart.
what to do to laugh in this country?
Listen and read what they say and do the Founding Fathers.
A joke.
May the baby Jesus this year is hit.
The best story of his career.
was in a television program characterizing Chavez Venezuela and 10 minutes shut down the program and to arrest those involved, since that day there was a pot-banging and lasted three days under the bed of the hotel hidden embraced the magician (Gustavo) Lorgia ...
Best Colombia comedian.
Guillermo Zuluaga, Montecristo. Although an official of the Municipality of Medellin was sentenced Melguizo name after his death, saying that the comedian had been an embarrassment for countries.
best thing about being a humorist.
have the gift of making people laugh to cheer not only for steam hearts but many souls. The first duty of man is to be happy, the second to make others happy.
do you do you laugh?
allegedly Things unnoticed that only I dedicate myself to contemplate: I am able to pursue a full day to a retiree, listen to what a politician says drunk, a mean negotiating an avocado, the figures that children do with the mucus, the apology of the banks and airlines, who always win all ... my mom tells me stories and my wife when I paste.
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