Sunday, November 22, 2009

Wording Of A Wedding Invitation Funny Comic Book

we know ... By Tola and Maruja Chavez

November 21, 2009

- Oítes Tola, I noticed how atembada, eyes on backroom ... Napping bad or what?
- Last night I had a nightmare so lazy ... Imagine Maruja I dreamed that lit the war with Venezuela and Chavez's useless object that threw the bomb Tomica us and we were not alive but you and I and Uribe ... and cockroaches. - Roaches? Holy Face! Gas! - Chávez took us to speak with their pants down and nobody had time to blow Mayami pa. ~ ~ ~ - So no one took seriously until Chavez Pum! - is that we were all very quiet because the war was only verbal ... Then came the time ran out insults Chavez Uribe pa ... He was so descasar, which took hold of child abuse: mamasanta, nalguibajito, cuatrojos, carrielón, filipichín Nana Obama ... ~ ~ ~
- And what did Obama? - shut my mouth, because quizque United States does not like meddling in internal affairs of the countries it invades.
- The irony would be if Chavez had had to import insults from Colombia.
- I never imagined that a bomb would be so harmful Tomica, Maruja blessed ... To say that Colombia was pretty flat and all of the hot. ~ ~ ~
- Bogotá disappeared?
- Puu ... It was the first off the map, is that capital is closer to the stars, but for the same thing about the missiles.
- Watch Tola, and why only two of us survived and Uribe?

- For you and me because we had a lead umbrella, bandanas and bags antiradiation titanium ... And Uribe, debuenas.
~ ~ ~ - I guess the joy of Alvaro and pa alone the Constitution that will be provoked. I mean the virtual wall created by Chavez to close the border with Colombia. The "Wall of Chavez every day is more real and dangerous. Shockingly, the tightening of border before open, friendly and fruitful. There, where traditionally there has been trade and exchange between families and villages, without problems or conflicts, now live in total anxiety.

- Not so much ... so, from scratch as Adam in Genesis, you could see how a Democrat who was Uribe, pa Attorney put together a short list with two of us and himself. - he is slate?

- You must hit him, pa law enforcement ... even thought about nominating a cockroach, but the bug was a history. ~ ~ ~

- Who were the Supreme Court?

- We three very honest ... But Uribe declared disabled, then an additional judge named two of us: it ... And what descogimos acclaim him as prosecutor.

- At least pretend one of us should cast blank ballots.

- Everything was going well until very Alvaro told us to be attentive: "Son, can not stand the international pressure supposedly because I have no objection ... There's no other: one of me you have to do ... What is measured? ~ ~ ~

- Who played?

- Well, you idiot ... Not that I was, that being the owner's dream to be the bad touch me ride ... So how do you think that we integrate the Congress, also the three, he and I and thou official bank minority ... And there was a motion to censure the Minister of Agriculture, which was the same Uribe, charging him because you do not know why ... And we were being debated when I gave you go to the bathroom and I took advantage and Álvaro zuáquete! vote ... do you stick flattened. ~ ~ ~

- Ole Tola, and why was the Minister of Agriculture if it is assumed that this was become a Peladero?

- For the same reason that we transport minister without roads ... I finished telling: the nightmare was made when Alvaro took me aside and told me: "Son, go back to people in Colombia ... Nah, you and I played.

- Poor Álvaro ... and no way to postpone the end Atrapao disgust ... ... But before you invited to dinner? Was it romantic? ~ ~ ~

- I was dancing on one leg ... But guess what woke me up Maruja: A stone in glass zumbambico threw a fan of Santa Fe, they were protesting because they won a championship and no I was able to account for what tournament it was.

Source: www.tolaymaruja.com ©

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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Can You Run On A Treadmill Upstairs

Bolones, Murderers and Subnormal


Dear friends I took a few days before taking a position on the issue of the senseless death of Miss Paola Vargas at the hands of a herd of donkeys that make subnormal hordes of terror called Barras Bravas.

are you waiting for the Ministry of Interior to hunt rabbits in this pseudo-which dubbed Bolon fan? How is it possible that all television programs like Star and the police were unable to get their hands? As we may have a Minister of the Interior as incompetent and cowardly to say "we can not fight violence with violence"


Mr. Pseudo Minister and Pseudo Man if he had not fought violence with repression fair necessary and would live today presided over by Comrade Gonzalo and his minions of evil.



Earlier days listening to pontificate on the night of software of child molestation and payasin Chinaman, on the bars and the real fans. In which the Chinaman to almost matriarchal defense bars because they could not fit them all in the same boat. Sure this subject has been in his characterization of "Caradura" because even now acts on screen, but the stupidity that if original.



No wonder that even the feeble-minded conduct an allegory of "Mystery" in a program and also to play included. As can be seen that this poor idiot has not had relatives killed by the bar.



If something is not done now to stop this bunch of criminals very soon end up like in Central America with the problem of Maras that are already very nearly an army. And let us of cowardice, and forcefully rejected these institutions protecting these subnormal who call themselves "human rights."



We must exterminate once and for all these murderers that the only thing that life is made by scratching the belly and spread terror because his brain is not given for more. And that no matter what.


For many years I have been opposing the use of the death penalty in heated dialogues with many friends advocates of the death, but now I think a murderer is executed at least 3 crimes not committed, if the largest democracies in the world have the death penalty, because we're still a wild land where the law of the strongest and remain unpunished?.



Since Death Penalty! and leave us cowardice (being smart) Minister truth?



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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Cydia Sources Pokemon Emerald

The Wall

Maria Clara Ospina

El Colombiano - November 11 , 2009

Twenty years after the fall of the infamous Berlin Wall, the world, particularly Latin America, see how each day is closer to the creation of another such shameful walls that divide peoples brothers, humiliate her and will create absurd barriers that never should have existed.




Step by step, Chavez has been creating a strong wall between our sister countries, which is not yet concrete, brick or stone, it is hatred, insults and threats. We know that sometimes are more severe and painful the walls created with words that set in concrete.
is rare that Chavez does not use the microphones of his inflammatory program "Hello President" to attack Colombia with all sorts of accusations fanciful or clearly fictional.
occasional border closures that have been happening since the beginning of the Chavez government in Venezuela, today it has escalated to an almost complete paralysis of movement between the two nations. The situation in Colombia-Venezuela border, before flowing and mutual benefit, now has become a tinderbox, that can turn any match. There Daily news and pictures of families crossing from side to side of the border by bushes, jumping fences, or crossing the river on foot. Guarded by armed guards still do not dare to shoot, but to follow such things, not delay in doing so. "And then what? Blood and bullet between brothers! Is this what Chavez wants? It is a false nationalism which is promoting this astute student of Fidel Castro. Chavez wants with this constant quarrel against Colombia and Colombians, build a bandage over the eyes of Venezuelans from seeing what is happening in their own country.
To not see how every day lose more rights and President closes upon them a Soviet-style fence, the model of the communist revolution that entire nations remained subdued and divided Berlin, people and families with this ominous wall.

Eye Venezuelans do not you be the next to lose their freedoms and be locked up behind the infamous wall.

Eye
free world countries, aware of the risks to the peace that means scaling unfounded tensions in the Colombian-Venezuelan border.

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Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Yamaha Dt Wiring Diagram

Chavez

Editorial November 4
Colombiano.com - Medellín

The despair of Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez for provoking an angry reaction from Colombia that serves their interests to divert attention to the internal situation in his country, in contrast to the diplomatic silence, which no fear that the government of President Uribe has faced this onslaught of lies and provocations. We must not fall into the trap.

Looking for someone chop the bait across the border, the president of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez, ordered all the artillery of provocations and accusations against Colombia and India lined up his army of courtiers: Vice President, former vice president who has a radio program, the Chancellor, the Minister of Interior, the military and, of course, the ventriloquist in the neighborhood.

Chávez had not, and that it takes even more boxes, with which Colombia has learned its lesson long ago not to go to the microphone diplomacy, if it is to answer insults, slander and smokescreens, as is happening with Chavez who, with the same speed as he dropped the price of oil, was uncertainty and I climbed the popular discontent.

The other, and was expected because each of his subjects want to look good with the boss, is that neither the Venezuelan Vice President Ramón Carrizales, and Interior Minister Tarek El Aissami, have been able to agree on the authorship of the slaughter of eight Colombians in Táchira, two weeks ago, and two guards in the border area with Cúcuta, the day before yesterday. While Carrizález identified as responsible for the first point to the paramilitaries, El Aissami said he had no information, and Chavez was dispatched against the governor of Táchira when he blamed the incident to the ELN guerrillas.

Moreover, given the way the investigations being carried out in the neighboring country and the refusal to allow the presence judicial agencies of Colombia in Venezuela, it is clear that to find those responsible is not the priority for Chavez, because he would have to find another excuse to attack President Alvaro Uribe and keep selling the idea that a "destabilization plan" against his country, orchestrated by the United States from ours.

Not coincidentally, much less a Democrat position, how he wants to sell in the region, all this fuss Chavez has given before, during and after Colombia confirmed its intention to sign a supplementary agreement of defense and security cooperation with the United States as a tool to fight drug trafficking and terrorism. That is, in substance, which is the "Commander" shooting with shower, which is no less dangerous to want to hide a reality: the presence in its territory from illegal armed groups and drug traffickers who are fleeing the relentless and sustained persecution Colombian government.
while ago, with total diplomacy and professionalism, Colombia, Venezuela has given accurate and detailed information on the presence of leaders of the guerrillas across the border. The response was verbal aggression and threats of trade and diplomatic break, when everyone expects clear and decisive actions against the FARC, ELN and all criminal groups utilizing that porous border.
Or at least, that all this military force has now ordered to move to the boundary with Norte de Santander to attack ordinary citizens of both countries have been the same that lead to the border Arauca, where he escaped alias Pablito, the ELN, or Perijá area, hours after the alias Iván Márquez, the Farc, fled the Miraflores Palace as a negotiator in the release of some hostages in their power.
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